“For today’s craft activity, we’re going to paint our tattered, beaten, water-logged flags a festive yellow! It will add a certain jaunty panache to our swamp camp.”

Charming 1 Br 0 Bath bungalow, 100 sq. ft. on .01 acre in suburban Tristram. Excellent fixer-upper opportunity for a first time home buyer!

Waterfront view!

List Price: SOJ

“Tyirael’s old home before he struck a deal with Baal and got a new one.”

This is what happens when you get “Flagshipped”

Wait… isn’t this “Booty Bay”?! *Warcraft reference*
or
“You must go save…. Jack Sparrow!”

“One day son, all this will be yours.”
“But I don’t want to be a fisherman dad. I want to fight demon hordes as a Barbarian.”
“Nonsense. Now eat your fish.”
“But its still half-alive… and its eyes are glowing green.”
“It’s also half-dead. Now eat it!”

It might not look like much ever since hell arrived on Earth… but hey, at least the water’s nice and warm now.

... and so they went to enjoy a relaxing get away at Camp Crystal Lake.

So that’s where the Hordes of Hell were for the last 20 years… Invading Mario Bros. Land!

Damnit -insert roomate’s name here- did you forget to close the water and the gas again?!