Columnists Resurrected: The Lion's Toes

15th Jul 2008 03:08 PM GMT | Flux | 0 comments
Another day, another columnist from the days of yore. Today brings us the entire, 14-installment run of The Lion's Toes, a humorous, post-modernist take on the game of Diablo II and the people who play it. This one ran from late 2003 into mid-2004, and reading over them tonight I had quite a few laughs. Plus, b.netters being b.netters, most of the jokes are as topical now as they were 4 years ago. (And 40 years from now, I fear, when nubs will be teh suxor on our satellite-linked, virtual reality corneal implants.)

Here's the whole run of The Lion's Toes, and check back tomorrow when another columnist returns, and keep your eyes open later this week, when our first new Diablo III columnist will make his debut.

1. Five Ways to Avoid Being Killed by a Cow -- Oct 20, 2003
2. Roleplay Your Way to a Better Diablo II -- Nov 3, 2003
3. Smarter Barter is Better -- Nov 17, 2003
4. Same Planet, Different Worlds -- Dec 1, 2003
5. The Cream of the Crap -- Dec 15, 2003
6. Lament of the Sugar Junkie -- Jan 12, 2004
7. It Must Be True! -- Jan 26, 2004
8. Stop the World: I Want To Get Off -- Feb 23, 2004
9. Walls of Fire, Balls of Ice -- Mar 8, 2004
10. Deja Vu -- Mar 22, 2004
11. Deja Vu Part II, More of the Same -- Apr 5, 2004
12. Psychic Ready -- May 3, 2004
13. Slaves to the Grind -- May 31, 2004
14. Once Upon a Time -- July 28, 2004

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